Wow, America, thanks for the shitty fucking birthday present.
Oh no. Flohvancpanhgamimn is too close to call! #ElectionNight
Not sure what I’m more proud of, that #IVoted today or that I got in right before the lunch crowd.
How can Hillary be the devil when Trump is the Prince of Lies?
BREAKING NEWS: FBI Director James Comey may or may not reopen the investigation into Hillary’s email server: “I’ll keep you in suspense.”
You’re right @realDonaldTrump. The election IS rigged in Hillary’s favor. The RNC did it when they chose the biggest horse’s ass as nominee.
“How stupid is our country?” — Donald Trump, presidential nominee #Debates2016
All @realDonaldTrump speeches could be ended by just giving him the pacifier that he tossed out of his stroller. #WhinyLittleBitch
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate changing my clock twice a year? Of course I have, four months ago. And I’ll do it again eight months from now. You know why? Because Daylight Saving Time is stupid, meaningless, illogical, and, in a word, bullshit. It doesn’t save energy (what you don’t use in the evening you’ll use in the morning, and vice versa — obviously!) and it doesn’t help the farmers (I’m pretty sure they can start work no matter what the clock on the wall says). Hell, most people who are for it don’t even know what it’s called and keep referring to it as “Daylight Savings Time”, like it’s a bank. That proves it right there. Its proponents are idiots and don’t deserve to control you to thoughtlessly change your clock twice a year.
Stop the madness. Sign the WhiteHouse.gov petition. Write to congress. Or are you some sort of sunlight-denier too.
(Yeah, I know, the widget has the name wrong too.)
P.S.: here’s the video that spurred this sudden flurry of activity…
and best wishes to
Jeremy and Courtney,
who were married on
May 25 2003.
(Frequent visitor(s) may recognize Jeremy as one of the few commentors on the site, as well as the guy who’s constantly demanding food from me in my Shoutbox.)
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr and Mrs Jeremy Fathers