Clumsiness: when your brain is a sadist and your body is a masochist.
Was proud of myself for realizing the woman on the new $10 should be Bo Derek. But it looks like everybody already posted that three days ago.
A scene from Jurassic Park V: “You mean to tell me you filled the genetic gaps with DNA from a laser-guided weapons system?” “I…I didn’t think it would be a problem.”
In memory of my dad, Michael Asteriou, who passed away three years ago today, three brain teasers straight from his substitute teacher notebook: What’s between heaven and earth? What was the president’s name in 1980? Why is it wrong to take a photo of a man with a wooden leg?